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PILO
CATS

tiny cats · dressed as snacks · loose on the world

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※ field report ※

cats on tour

spotted in the wild · across five postcodes

five cats.
five cities.
one menu.

drop a pin · we send a cat

the lore

cats opened the pantry · the pantry opened back

It started in a kitchen at 3am. One cat, one croissant, one very bad idea. The hat fit. The cat refused to take it off.

Within a week they multiplied. Burger. Sushi. Pudding. Each one fully committed to the bit. None of them paying rent.

We tried to feed them. They wanted liquidity instead. So we minted pilocats on Solana and let the menu run itself.

"Tiny cats.
One menu.
Fully cooked."

lives each

24/7

snack shift

rent paid

about pilocats

a menu disguised as cats · or the other way around

the thing

Pilocats is tiny cats wearing snack costumes. Croissants. Burgers. Sushi. They live on Solana. They don't pay rent. They run the chart instead.

why cats

Because dogs already had their cycle. Frogs had two. Cats in tiny hats is the only food group left untouched, and we're claiming the whole pantry.

what we ship

Sticker packs. Snack-coded edits. A whole tasting menu of memes. One cat per drop until all are on every timeline.

who's behind it

Three degens, one kitchen, cats that refuse to leave. No team page. Watch what comes out of the oven.

where it goes

Course by course. Croissant first, then the savoury arc, then dessert. Holders eat first. Latecomers get crumbs and a souvenir bib.

the deal

Tiny cats. One menu. Fully cooked. If you know, you know. If you don't, the hats will explain.

pilocats

cats · one menu · on sol